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>> happy tuesday everyone, welcome to a very special edition of 'gutfeld!', i'm filling in for greg that is off hiding jesse's hairpiece somewhere. today is national e-mail day and some americans are celebrating by deleting them. it's also spanish-language day to celebrate a confused president biden is planning to address the nation in french. michael douglas as joe biden is a sharp as tack. here is the tax. [ laughter ] streaming service cnn that operated for one month in 2022, it might be making a comeback. talk about a twice baked potato.

the daughter complained that she is homeless and broke after getting kicked out of college for her anti-semitic views. even worse, now she can't afford to get her uncle a gift for father's day. [ applause ] finally according to a new study, many seniors think 75 is then used 65. while others thank 150 is then you 120. let's get to the monologue. so i saw this over the weekend, they reported that during the presidency joe biden has refused to give a single interview to the new york times picked the washington post with the wall street journal. and he's the only president in living memory to refuse an interview with the times. so what happened to the biden promise of a return to normal, normal would be a president who actually talks to his constituents.

incoherent sentences without needing closed captions. you know things are bad when best speech the president has given is this one. >> president biden: i have one word, don't. >> dana: not the gettysburg address. joe would struggle reciting kids dress. speechwriters must have the easiest job on earth, they definitely do not get paid by the word. on the other hand at least that's the speech that he could remember. meanwhile the excuses from the white house press are laughable, part of the president's job is actually to hold press conferences but this guy comes to work less and harold ford junior. and this was supposed to be the most transparent administration ever, remember? mr president was it something we said, like asking a question because the only time joe biden seems willing to answer anything

is when marine one is going full blast behind. do you think if that we fit a helicopter in the white house briefing room that he might actually hold a press conference? and may be he could just down behind him and make helicopter noises. compared this to donald trump who gave us access all -- all we can handle, too much a new reporter ever said that the strong guide to hold back so much. biden has been coasting as, he was. but at least you you stood. great out on the front lawn wanting to talk. remember that one so where is joe biden now, is radicalized college kids with more privilege than brains threaten jewish students. should he take that personally as he grew up in jewish temples? as well as block charges, puerto rican bodegas and chinese laundromats?

has a president ever explained what happened in afghanistan? i realized that the distant memory to him but then again so is today's breakfast. or how the intel agencies missed the october 7th attack on israel or why he had no idea his secretary of defence was missing for over a week. or why his shoes are their own feet. has he ever stood and explained his energy policy? his plan on sentinel? his southern border solution? instead he glowers about uncle getting by cannibals in the plane was shot down in gilligan's island. big part of the blame here goes to the committee to reelect joe biden. that's otherwise known as the white house press corps. silly helicopter moments should not be tolerated. the reporters refused to ask questions of use president over the noise of 25,000-horsepower

engines and what he does take a question a question or two he shields himself by saying this? >> president biden: [ inaudible ] >> dana: the only question he takes seriously is would you like that in a copper coat on? i just have a little advice, you are the commander-in-chief, tell your press office to pound sound you want to talk to reporters, and of course the rest of the media just place along. look at the soft headlines about the campus protest. how kamala harris got her groove back stories and is that what she has, a group? was nitrous oxide. >> you think you just a coconut tree? [ laughter ]

[ laughter ] >> dana: heartbeat away, just a heartbeat away, so the white house seems to believe that they just need a joe biden giving a few more fiery speeches. heads up that is not working. right now biden's numbers on health and competency compared to trapper not getting any better. and all this comes as we head into washington the most ridiculous week saying something. it's the white house correspondence dinner this weekend which is supposed to be about good journalism and students winning scholarships. so i'd be suspicious of any awards from columbia university. especially if it's making a ticking sound. instead it's a night of the media fawning all over themselves but is the perfect chance for the white house press corps is to demand of itself. so will he do it? if you're going to bed on that happening, is a very mediocre president once said don't.

so happy to be here and want to welcome tonight's guess as a former cop likes to spend his three-time frisking him south, fox news contributor. you know how she spells charlie, any damn way she wants, charlie is here. when she goes on a ranch she packs a suitcase, new york times best-selling author. [ applause ] and his quads have their own agent, his cabs do not. new york times best-selling author, comedian and former world champion. paul, were a little over six months away from the election and we got the recent polls,'s

neck and neck but trump was ahead by a bid in most of the battleground states. do you think that it's panic time for the democrats and do you think that biden will debate trump? >> i do. i think the optic is so bad if he doesn't. but the problem with that is that you can seize the overall strategy is a buffer, the godfather when he says there was a lot of buffers, it's a buffer at all times between the leader of the free world and the population and the reason is because they are afraid that if we leave them alone he'll start talking about popping cannibals. it's on like a breakfast cereal. i think he had that for breakfast. i don't understand where they think this could go because you can't hide him for another six months. and i think at some point the good have to bite the bullet and

say you have to sink or swim because the optic is so bad that they continue have one debate maybe they check the box and move on but i think they have to do at least one? >> dana: do you think they are hedging their bets and trying to get it to a point where they say it -- biden says it depends on how trump behaves whether he will debate them. >> absolute. is trying to pin this on trump rather than his own devices. he knows that he can't stand on his own 2 feet. quite literally he stumbles all over himself all the time. he knows that he can go off script. if you're put into a debate situation what will happen there, we can only imagine the comedy that would ensue, he's trying to pin this on donald trump, we'll see how he behaves. and matter-of-fact why would i want to debate a criminal. that's the kind of argument that he's making right now and it makes no sense but i think the best thing his team can do, the only thing they have done his finger up to this point is keep them out of the public eye and not allow them to do any type of one-on-one interviews. >> it's interesting because i've never seen a pole and a presidential election on competency. >> it's a given. but now we have these polls on

competency in one way for the white house to show that joe biden is fully competent would be to debate. or not. >> i was saying months ago that they were going to try to make the point of like, you can't normalize trump in this way. excuses don't make sense. i read the article talking about how he doesn't speak to the media. white house official said,'s travel schedule is more demanding than any president. i don't know if it's true but if it is, there's a level of power and prestige were travelling is not hard. air force one has a bet on it. i know you can definitely relate to this. my tourist schedule is really gruelling but the reasons for don't apply to joe biden. i'm in syracuse and rochester this weekend, not that far from new york city but i have to get up early to take an early flight because they're not that many options for flights. owes i get there he gets to pick when the plane lands, he does not have to go through. >> they pack for him, there's probably a doctor on there, giving an iv treatment that he

wants taking walks onto the plane right onto the bed, that's an easy. >> it is pretty incredible, your competitor. as you get in the rain biden says he's a fighter and the go back out and fight. >> he would 1000 percent debate president trump. and he would wipe the floor with him with anecdotes and epitaphs and clever got your moments. but he does not can sort with criminals or a crew. and that is the new word. you can't let a guy who's going to go to jail and trying to take away democracy and you're getting give this guy this upstart a platform to speak to the president? absolutely not on my watch as an american citizen.

he criminal should not be allowed to speak with presidents. i've said this since this whole conversation started a year ago, there will be no debate. no way, and they've already laid it out. he's a threat to democracy, he's a dictator, he's -- hillary clinton although it was owed to oj days that he was gonna kill the enemies. so they're running this whole thing to where he's lex they're running for president. that's what it's going to be. there is no debate. there can't be won. >> it makes me ask a question. is the presidential candidates don't device presidential candidates debate? imaging kamala harris versus some unknown person. >> she could debate some unknown person and still lose. think about it, think about the substance of this conversation asking a lot for the guy to talk. that's not a lot. if you want to be president in

charge of their football, coherent sentences, not that high up there. semien has been driving me crazy and you all indulge me a little bit, it's driving me crazy that the white house press office does not say, mr president we need you to make leaves today on anti-semitism on campus, top your speech with it or may be take some questions, have a reporter come in and do an interview, instead they let shouted questions go to him and then we are supposed to close caption and so that you can all understand what the president is saying in the next thing is that the presidents been perfectly clear. >> since we are in your presence, you did a fantastic job as press secretary. >> we unfortunately cannot say the same, she's god-awful at her job. i just have the opportunity to interview caroline levitt, she was mind blowing lease mark act

just on top of it in the contrast just blew me away. but also what blows me ways the contrast of just how the candidates are addressing the constituents, you such i'm going to a fast food restaurant, everybody coming up to him, he's giving them hugs and high fives and is all about it. and you seem biden walk into a restaurant's team is saying that everybody get back into come anywhere near. >> i don't think there were a lot of people there. with people can support biden, have bigger problems. after the shrunken ask you and cat to tell me what grade you are in when i was press secretary. avonex baldwin stands his ground against an anti- israel.

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♪♪ we're moving forward with indycar. because we're moving forward with everybody. shell. powering progress. [ ♪♪ ] >> dana: anti- israel hacked goes on the attack against a democrat, video of the day comes to was from a podcast host reportedly known for her ambush interviews to harass alec baldwin in side of a new york coffee shop and demand that he repeat the phrase "free palestine." >> can use a free palestine one time. why did you kill that lady? you got no jail time. no jail time. you're putting innocent people

in jail, alec baldwin. free palestine, one time. i'll leave you alone. a leave you alone, i swear. just say free palestine one time. one time. one time. you know who the criminal. free palestine at one time. just one time, please. and i'll leave you alone. free palestine. [ bleep ] israel, [ bleep ] zionism. say it one time. [ applause ] >> dana: understandably he was confused because when activist say no more bombs are protesting his upcoming films. having said that the person who shot the video post under the account crack head barney and friends. called him a white table, so crack head barney was was take

her seriously? >> absolutely not. it's going to play stupid games and when stupid prizes the fact that i learned after she goes by the moniker crack head barney adds another layer to the ridiculousness. i was impressed by how much patience and voice that alec baldwin asserted that moment. i was watching this video and getting infuriated, i was wanting to grab the phone at a girls hand myself. and for someone who has anger management issues to get on the internet and see everybody on the side of alec baldwin for ones, it was pretty shocking. but this grows completely out of line and i think anybody, no matter the circ*mstance if you are harass like that, something should be done. and i commend him for doing what he did. >> crack head barney she made alec baldwin sympathetic. >> somehow just kept going with

it. i think it doesn't help anyone when you show people down, say this thing, i'm telling you to say, he's just going about his day living his life. right calling the situation is to not saying anything, just to pretend they are not there, except i think there's one thing he could have said that would've been really funny that he wouldn't just said don't talk to me until i. >> then the coffee shop would've been with customers out the door. >> that would've been funny. but i like to think that i would've thought of that people were shouting me down in the coffee shop. but maybe i would've been stress. >> since you brought up the godfather, a great seen in the media, and probably handle it like that. the phone out in that phone would meet the bottom issue which how dare you talk about my calves. >> they're not that big. >> you can see them exacted

where six cushions to sit in a chair without disappearing. >> 's you counted how many just like i did. i'm not alec baldwin. >> when somebody -- here's the park, this is how you can tell journalism is dead. she's obviously the individual doing this is ignorant, when somebody's not answering your question first question is do you support palestine? telling him that he committed murder is a good way to get somebody like, now that you put it that way, have a seat. you want to talk about anything else, my wife leaving me for a younger man. i've not spoke to my children and five years, let's get into the meat of it and i'll say your little saying. the amount of ignorance that we're seeing the fact that we have to talk about it. and even saying the name crack head barney, don't because people are gonna look it up. and they're gonna see this moron and how they continue to do this. when someone is attacking like that in getting in your face, he

knocked the phone out of the hand but he did not together next at, the break and go about your day. are due i'm not condoning. through a couple dollars on the ground, look them up and down and walk off. >> she was saying call the cops. >> they would avenge ejected her. let's review. you had a peak obnoxious because a protester, harassing alec baldwin in the boutique coffee shop, release -- ladies injure gentlemen the donald trump jury pool. because that's what he's up against right there. baldwin would be the most favourable, that's how bad it is. obviously she's trying to push the buttons and looking for a reaction. and he did at least hit the camera, maybe her, i don't know. so the be a lawsuit here she's getting what she wanted. >> in a situation like that can she sue him? >> all i can say that when they settle, if he offers you a job on his next movie don't take it.

>> good advice as always. and the other thing about this is his wife who's a character onto herself, when you see her husband like that out and about in the wild, and going about his day being attacked. you might want to go after her yourself. >> i might but she's very busy pretend to be a spanish lady. >> to be a fly wall in that house, what happens in there. >> it is a wild house, maybe we'll get crack in big bird to get as a camera look inside, hopefully they never meet again, that's what we hope. up next how women that men desired turn other ladies into liars. well done, viv. you got the presents, the balloons and the raptor cake. now, how about something to put a smile on your face?

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>> dana: tonight on should we be concerned, hot chicks get honest men inspired but turned women into liars. it's according to a new study that finds attractive women inspire men to tell the truth and women to live. which might make you asked, is she just making that up. 220 men and women were given questionnaires. photos of attractive and less attractive female scientist were attached with participants under the impression that the women in the photos were the ones asking the questions. turns out women answered more dishonestly and manned more honestly when they thought a pretty woman was asking them the questions. what a guest explains wild greg has never lied to me. kidding. does this prove once and for all that men are suckers? >> manipulate a bite a pretty face?

>> i think there are enough men out there to be suckers, not all of them, however, i did learn my lesson the other day is generally speaking i make a habit as rough as possible when not at work, no makeup. >> you have to look for your job so the last thing -- >> you do? >> as women we do. but i was at the restaurant right after work the other day, full hair, full makeup done and i got double meet for free. and i was like, i'm onto something, maybe i should get gap clams up every time i leave the house in this economy, double meat is a big deal. but i mean that when it's all said and done, if someone has a nasty attitude it doesn't matter what they look like anything people are learning to see through that type of thing because with social media everybody has a pretty face, filters are on absolutely everybody, everybody's a catfish so i think we've gotten past the

looks department in a way. >> dana: i've worked with 'gutfeld!' to know that he hates the studies that we all four -- fall for them because they are pr stunts. do you buy this? >> let me play his role. the comeuppance is that men want to tell good-looking women what they think good-looking woman want to hear. science. what i want to know is this. according to that study, they compared a good-looking woman to a less attractive woman in the affected had. how did they advertise for the less attractive woman? and who answered that? that's rough, talk about a cattle call. >> you got an answer that? >> if you are an ugly woman. >> i've answer. they were asked by a woman, probably. you're beautiful come to this questionnaire. because we learned this crowd is

quite because the crowd has a lot of women in it. you lie to each other. you can run experiment like you asked them, is this person pretty annual say yes. and then you look like her and how dare you. you are filthy liars. men tell the truth. they'll say a pretty woman will ask the question and they will answer it. ugly woman ask them a question he'll still answer its just not said with the same vigour, usually said why you're talking to me during daylight. >> do you think she's pretty? >> do i think she's pretty, no i don't because i'm a man. i'll tell you the truth. that's what the whole thing shows. >> i also don't think she's pretty. >> if she was in the room and you're talking character you look so good in that outfit, the way you stretched it out, it's beautiful. and then she'll leave and try to look at me, damn. that's what women do. let's be for real. >> in getting inside the head of a woman.

>> i'm not taking that roller coaster, no thank you. >> i was disappointed when you said you're gonna take the role of 'gutfeld!' because if you were here what he would've said, he never let you get away sink double meet for free. >> i was trying not to laugh. [ shouting ] that would've been the first thing that he said. how to they recruit this. >> depends how i feel about it. >> what they did is not tell them what it was for. they explained this study but i don't think they called them later, just so you know you were on team ugly. we used your picture as an example full of an again -- ugly woman. i think it was up for the woman to decide whether she was on the hot team or the ugly team. >> do you think it's changed with online dating as people -- people make judgements so quickly. >> absolutely, the first intuition is to swipe a right because that's the way you go. >> when you swipe right this way

or that way. >> this way. >> anybody else confused? >> if you're not attracted to somebody, off the bat, this person has an interesting profile we have interesting similarities and hobbies and interest, if you're not into them, the way they look, you'll swipe left. no, we still live in a superficial society. but i think ultimately trying to deal with someone who just has nothing there underneath a pretty face is just impossible to do i think both men and women can agree on that shift. >> nobody here has that problem. >> to be clear we are establishing that the women are the liars. to that point, to your point. the fancy filters in the fake hair in the boobs and the teeth. and you have your first child and the child comes out and you like what the -- >> when i was dating i would schedule the first few dates

after full glam from work and a few days later i different girl shows up here but it still me. >> and then cam was like, she's my girl. cam, we love you. you are the best indeed. >> to be clear. >> dana: you made it very clear, coming up the brand's downfall was the dying shopping mall.

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>> dana: story in five words is express stores file for bankruptcy, i'll go to you because i know how much use to go to the mall but that was the entertainment, we go to the mall in express was just one of the stores especially my sister love to go to. >> i love to go to the mall,

express was over my budget so i would go to what seal but mostly i would go to kohl's for my close. i remember i would go to amber crombie and walk around the store to get hired because they hired people there because i wanted the discount but i need the discount to afford the close. in retrospect i understand why they were like, this creep just loitering around the store and her cold close, not gonna hire her. don't accept calls cash there. >> is it sad to you that expresses going away? and of an era. >> it is the end of an era. that is what you do. >> one of the best stores at the mall. >> they were like begging to be shoplifted. once a cop always a cop. >> i remember those. interesting thing to me about this story is that if you read down to the last paragraph there about to get $50 million in

covid-19's to me on their deathbed. only the us government would give a store that's going bankrupt $50 million is a goes out of the picture but that is what is happening. and i feel like it's emblematic of all the malls across america, becoming ghost villages. and i think in a larger sense, it is part of the lack of socialization the kids have these days, as you said they became a town square. >> you have to meet at the mall, you cannot meet online. >> it's more isolating and realistically jeff basu's fault, he has to solve this because we have these empty stores, amazon killed them in kids can order whatever they want into their homes. it actually is a serious problem that you have all the stores and businesses that are looking at trying to do with them the way china has always ghost cities we have ghost malls all over the country. >> dana: one of the things they have done is that there is some entrepreneurs that i figure out a way to take the empty bed

bath and beyond stores because that went out of business and put a pickleball court in there. >> is that genius? >> it is pickleball is blowing out. they want to play it and they don't want to shop anymore at big massive malls. and people don't see it as appealing as they used to and it's crazy because when i was young, we would not even go to the mall to shop, we would strictly go there to hang out with each other and see her crush across the mall and like old my goodness there he is. it's one of the things you would do for fun your parents would drop you off and leave you with your cell phone and call me when you are done. >> we do not have cell phones, we got left and it was like be back here by 4:00. >> express, i loved it. i had the best outfit from express when i was in sixth grade. these massive orange parachute pans and this really soft army green top and i thought i was the coolest person in the world when i wore this outfit, now i look back and i was the on coolest. >> i got peter some sweaters

from express, maybe about 15 years ago they last forever. >> we are in mourning about express, did you ever shop there? [ laughter ] shipping for accessories. >> glitter for the shoelaces. that will go well express. i missed the express train. story. >> you like to go to the mall? >> toys was my favourite place. it was cool. rest in peace. >> what was the best mall food orange julius? >> expressed. >> lesser set male adults i had money, i take their food. whatever i was that bullying in the mall with my crew. because we cannot feel anything expressed were all big giant angry guys, we cannot get away with too much because we came early in the morning all the old people doing laps controlled thanks. with the mullahs becoming today

is a place for you'll see trampolines parks or buildings, pickleball, racetracks for the old people to walk their lapse. it has to be something that you are doing. >> doggy daycare. so they're turning into basically activity centres. >> the other thing they have there is corners. you can go there and it's a car showroom. >> why do they have cars? >> people come see a car. >> annual thank i want that car. >> they have cars in the mall? >> right next express. >> yes, "there, it's basically you can go there and look around and say i'm i want that in the future. >> jumping things you can. kids and so they can jump around for a while. it's becoming an activity place. >> all my shopping is online. >> i have boxes and boxes stacked up in my apartment, i have to ship them back. i miss the return window and it

drives me nuts. >> the malls now, not that i think about it we have one that's in yards, realistically the whole thing is a showroom. nobody buys anything. >> you go there and take a picture of it and go home and try to find it for less expensive places. >> google shop. >> mall, we left you. up next to segment that orders are guess to be reporters. ♪(voya)♪ there are some things that work better together. like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. voya helps you choose the right amounts without over or under investing. so you can feel confident in your financial choices voya, well planned, well invested, well protected.

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>> coast to coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news with emmy-winning anger? and now here is kelly. >> this is local news where every guest has to share story from wherever they are from. one should go first. >> i'm from indianapolis and there is brokerage problems happening there rose, there's a woman named sheila, she's in a whole lot of trouble facing six years in prison because she had a road rage incident when she flashed a handgun multiple times

and started tailgating another woman that ended up being pregnant and having kids in the car then to make matters worse she started getting more violent, sideswiping woman's car and then simultaneously throwing a container of spaghetti into the woman's car, because we had to spill all over her. first thing that comes to my mind, your hand gun and spaghetti in your car, you are definitely in the mob. [ laughter ] >> i want to hear her side. >> curious, honestly. paul? >> according, i don't know where it's from. today at jfk a swiss air jet nearly crashed into four other planes on the tarmac. until the last second they were waved off in the pilot said we are [ inaudible ] take off, traffic on the runway. it comes near a year collision in dc just yesterday.

so it's apparently an ongoing trend here in america, misses on a tarmac. all i can say is, i am impressed with the commentary of our secretary of transportation. we have that quick? i know we don't because he's not responded. hasn't said anything. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is what happens when you have dpi hires, it's not because he's gay, nobody cares. they check a box and they check out. because they know they have covered. where is he? we don't know. >> it also has become a big part of hiring for pilots that's what we're seeing near accidents. >> very reassuring. >> think you, in other news the troubling times new orleans. >> i can tell they love new

orleans or hated. >> let me finish the story you'll be excited. beyond -- be on high alert, the time when the caterpillars fall from live trees. there are four caterpillars terrorizing new orleans. is like a godzilla movie without any coolness in it. why matter? great question we are leading the crowd clapped. their stings are incredibly painful, four venomous capital letters are common in new orleans and usually look out for one in particular is the most dangerous. it's called the post mouth caterpillar. also let's be frank were calling it was mouth caterpillar and it's the most beneficial if you were to step on it be seen with it or touch it, the stingers getting your finger and for nine months you have to wait for it to come out and you are

financially responsible for the offspring for the rest of your life. everything you can do, stay we from the puss moth caterpillar. i was stung four times. they go underground, good news, three weeks of watch where you step all go underground and there's a picture one right there. it's pretty but don't touch it. >> i had to choose one that rate would be proud of. this is happening in colorado. library book in colorado is receiving. >> to the library after 100 years. it been checked out 100 years ago and never returned it. the fines for this kind of outrageous crime was $760 with a late fee in 1919 entity money to be $14,000 when adjusted with inflation. they're glad to have the book.

>> they will make anyone pay. anybody guestbook? >> potty training for short people? >> ivanhoe by i sir walter scott. never read it. but i might have to now. >> you couldn't spin out. >> don't go away will be right back. you know, i spend a lot of time thinking about dirt. at three in the morning. any time of the day. what people don't know is that not all dirt is the same. you need dirt with the right kind of nutrients. look at this new organic soil from miracle-gro. everybody should have it. it worked great for us. this is as good as gold in any garden. if people only knew that it really is about the dirt. you're a dirt nerd. huge dirt nerd. i'm proud of it! [ryan laughs]

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